Long, long ago, so the scientists say, the world was covered with soup
Don’t laugh at these men they claim back then the seas were full of this protein gloop.
And it became DNA, so the scientists say, when the sun hit the soup and it cooked.
Then fishes, then birds, then us, my word! This is written in most of our books.
But you can’t make a chicken from soup
Though scientists tells us that it must be true
You can make soup… From any chicken in the coop
But you cannot make a chicken from soup!
Old Uncle Fred and Larry next door, they think that they were monkeys long ago
Well not monkeys but apes, what a difference it makes, when you’re preaching and teaching what you really don’t know.
Suddenly a thought hits you right in your head, “How does Darwin do what he do?”
It takes more resolution to believe in evolution than the seven day story that’s true.
‘Cause you can’t make a chicken from soup
Though scientists tells us that it must be true
You can make soup… From any chicken in the coop
But you cannot make a chicken from soup!